Feisty Old Broads

A song parody of ‘For Once in My Life’ by Stevie Wonder

This is a song I am writing for my upcoming Broadway-style Musical. These fun lyrics will be put to the tune of the Stevie Wonder classic song ‘For Once in My Life’. It will be performed with two feisty female vocalists, of course!

For once in our lives
We don’t care what
They’re thinking

Now that we’re
Feisty old broads.

For once we can eat Krispy Kreme’s
Without blinking

Cuz now we’re ok
With our bods

Once we could reach for
Our toes
Without groaning

It was so e-e-e-aasy before
Now our boobs
Just touch
The floooor…

We are WOMEN
Hear us ROAR!!

For once in our lives
We wear shoes that don’t hurt us
Not like high heels did before

For most of our days we choose to
Wear slippers

Even to drive to the store

For once in our lives we can stop
Hiding wrinkles

We can laugh at our hormones
And Untimely Tinkles!

For once
We can cheer

Cuz we’re
Two
Old

Feisty
Broads.

For once we can go to bed
With our sweats on
Not lingerie like the past (Screw Victoria Secret!)

For once
We can go
Paint the town
Without makeup

Now we are comfy
At last

For once we can throw off our bras
Cuz they’re too tight,

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